Horrible Suggestion Coaster Set
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- Make events more fun and awkward! Ten assorted coasters with horrible suggestions for conversation topics and private thoughts. Pressed paperboard coasters (think bar coasters) with foil imprinting. Reusable with care.
- Birthday Phrases:
- It was funny! Keep adding 5 years to their age.
- Dress code? Birthday suit.
- You can totally cut yourself a piece of cake.
- Ask about party favors.
- Surprise them with your special talent!
- Maybe mention your own birthday again.
- OMG, yes. Help blow out the candles.
- Interpretive dance? AKA the perfect gift.
- Of course you should try to sell stuff here.
- Keep demanding people guess your age. - Housewarming Phrases:
- You should ask how much that gift cost again.
- These drinks are free, right?
- Maybe recommend eloping once more.
- Tell some more stories about their exes.
- I totally thought this was a baby shower!
- Now is a good time for an impromptu toast.
- Look at these a-holes and their fancy coasters.
- Keep asking about your honeymoon invite.
- Nice party, huh? A little too nice.
- I bet someone else wants to talk politics, too. - Wedding Phrases:
- You should ask how much that gift cost again.
- These drinks are free, right?
- Maybe recommend eloping once more.
- Tell some more stories about their exes.
- I totally thought this was a baby shower!
- Now is a good time for an impromptu toast.
- Look at these a-holes and their fancy coasters.
- Keep asking about your honeymoon invite.
- Nice party, huh? A little too nice.
- I bet someone else wants to talk politics, too. -
Finch and Hare gets a kick out of making and sending out somewhat inappropriate cards and gifts all over the world from their shop in Portland, OR. From unique fold-out cards are all snark at first glance but surprisingly sweet upon their reveal, to other slightly passive-aggressive cards and gifts, their goal is to make laugh-out-loud products for every occasion.
