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Horrible Suggestion Coaster Set

Finch and Hare

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  • Make events more fun and awkward! Ten assorted coasters with horrible suggestions for conversation topics and private thoughts. Pressed paperboard coasters (think bar coasters) with foil imprinting. Reusable with care.
  • Birthday Phrases:
    - It was funny! Keep adding 5 years to their age.
    - Dress code? Birthday suit.
    - You can totally cut yourself a piece of cake.
    - Ask about party favors.
    - Surprise them with your special talent!
    - Maybe mention your own birthday again.
    - OMG, yes. Help blow out the candles.
    - Interpretive dance? AKA the perfect gift.
    - Of course you should try to sell stuff here.
    - Keep demanding people guess your age.
  • Housewarming Phrases:
    - You should ask how much that gift cost again.
    - These drinks are free, right?
    - Maybe recommend eloping once more.
    - Tell some more stories about their exes.
    - I totally thought this was a baby shower!
    - Now is a good time for an impromptu toast.
    - Look at these a-holes and their fancy coasters.
    - Keep asking about your honeymoon invite.
    - Nice party, huh? A little too nice.
    - I bet someone else wants to talk politics, too.
  • Wedding Phrases:
    - You should ask how much that gift cost again.
    - These drinks are free, right?
    - Maybe recommend eloping once more.
    - Tell some more stories about their exes.
    - I totally thought this was a baby shower!
    - Now is a good time for an impromptu toast.
    - Look at these a-holes and their fancy coasters.
    - Keep asking about your honeymoon invite.
    - Nice party, huh? A little too nice.
    - I bet someone else wants to talk politics, too.
  • Finch and Hare Finch and Hare gets a kick out of making and sending out somewhat inappropriate cards and gifts all over the world from their shop in Portland, OR. From unique fold-out cards are all snark at first glance but surprisingly sweet upon their reveal, to other slightly passive-aggressive cards and gifts, their goal is to make laugh-out-loud products for every occasion.
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