Portland Rain Jar
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Portland Rain Jars

Tender Loving Empire

  • Extracted from the purest Oregon clouds, Genuine Portland Rain captures all of the magic of the Pacific Northwest in one tiny 2 oz. bottle.  The tag reads: Genuine Portland Rain has curative powers. Good for man and beast. Reduces risk of sun tan. Hydrates. Restores good humors. Under no circumstances should you use this with an umbrella, unless you want people to know you're a tourist. Side effects may include: Seasonal Affective Disorder, Vitamin D Deficiency, Passive Aggressive Driving, and Excess Beard Growth. Approx. size: 3.5" x 1.5".
  • Tender Loving Empire Tender Loving Empire is a hybrid handmade marketplace and record label based in beautiful (and sometimes rainy) Portland, Oregon. We have years of experience designing and creating high-quality handmade items, including cards, prints, t-shirts, and more.