First off, hell doesn’t exist. But if it did, it’d be nothing like Portland, Oregon. Portland is a beautiful, creative and industrious city surrounded by some of the most breathtaking scenery in the world and full of kind people. Sure, Portland isn't perfect, and we all need to pitch in to keep it moving in the right direction— but it sure as heck ain’t HELL!… which is why these shirts are funny. We love you Portland! PDX forever. <3
Made with 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton.
Designed in Portland, OR
Printed in the USA
**Expected to ship in Mid-December 2025. Please note that orders with pre-order items will be shipped separately. Have questions about your order? Email us at customerservice@tenderlovingempire.com
